The Sour Rankings are all about spotlighting disappointment,
negativity and drama in the NBA. As the writer of this column, even
I get a little bummed out after writing so many critical
So we're mixing up the agenda this week. You'll still receive
the same Sour Rankings, but I'll additionally provide a positive
development for each squad. Some will be obvious (LeBron James
dropped 56 two nights ago), and others will hopefully surprise. For
fans of these teams, the positivity should at least provide some
If you're new to the Sour Rankings, here's a refresher: Unlike
the typical "power rankings" that repeat themselves throughout
sports media, Sour Rankings are a bizarro-world counter. These
rankings highlight the top-10 most frustrating NBA franchises
throughout the season, and they will be updated every week to match
the twists and turns of the league.
This is not merely a bottom-10 of your typical best-to-worst
outlooks. You will see championship contenders and playoff hopefuls
mixed in with struggling squads. Teams well under .500 may never
touch the Sour Rankings because they are on track with their
respective processes. Injuries, drama, transactions and generally
underwhelming play will earn you a spot on this list.
The central question is ultimately this: How good should you
feel about the direction of each franchise? Let's get going.
Escaping the Sour Rankings: The Milwaukee
Bucks didn't stay long, now riding a four-game winning streak after
picking up three statement wins against playoff competitors in the
Miami Heat, Chicago Bulls and Phoenix Suns. The New Orleans
Pelicans also received some positive news on the Zion Williamson
front to pair with their solid play, so they escape as well.
10. Toronto Raptors (34-30)
The Raptors have come out from the All-Star break just 2-5, with
both those wins coming versus the Brooklyn Nets. They're in
somewhat of an Eastern Conference standings bubble at seventh,
currently three games behind the Cleveland Cavaliers and three
games up on eighth place (a triple tie).
Unfortunately, Malachi Flynn is out at least 10 days with a
hamstring injury. But his post-All-Star run is worth highlighting
because it was sneaky-unreal. Flynn averaged 12.5 points per game,
shot 42.3% from long range and handed out 27 assists against a
single turnover in six contests. Hopefully he can return from
injury soon because he really appeared to be putting things
(Last week: Unranked)
9. Charlotte Hornets (32-33)
We're once again at the point of questioning a surprisingly
successful Hornets defense. I wrote a whole Stats Notebook on
Charlotte's defense over a month ago and the team responded by
being abjectly terrible.
Well, now the Hornets are eighth in defensive rating since the
All-Star break and one of five NBA teams with top-12 metrics on
both sides of the basketball. Is this a real sign of progress or
just another small-sample mirage? We'll find out pretty soon.
(Last week: 7)
8. Houston Rockets (16-48)
Jalen Green, man.
He's been leading all rookies with 18.1 points per game since
Feb. 1. Green is attacking the rim with effort (79th percentile in
frequency, per Cleaning the Glass) and finishing effectively (64.0%
at the rim, in the 74th percentile). The highlights alone have
breathed some life into Houston, which finally snapped a 12-game
losing streak with Sunday night's victory over the Grizzlies.
(Last week: 6)
7. Golden State Warriors (43-21)
So Golden State is 2-8 in its last 10 games, and Andrew Wiggins
has notably underwhelmed since his first All-Star appearance.
Still, we're keeping things positive, and the best part of the
Warriors' past month has been the rise of two lottery rookies.
I wrote about Jonathan Kuminga
recently, so I'd like to focus on Moses Moody here. He's played
in 11 games for the Warriors since the start of February and
knocked down an even 50.0% of his threes while averaging 17.1
minutes per contest. Regression is inevitable, but it's nice to see
Moody's shot translating so far, as he moves up from the G League
to a larger presence in the rotation.
(Last week: Unranked)
6. Washington Wizards (29-34)
Washington is about to hit a great stretch of its schedule
despite heading out west. Just 3 of the next 8 games are
against teams over .500 (Los Angeles Clippers, Denver Nuggets and
Warriors) and the other five matchups include the New York Knicks,
Portland Trail Blazers, Los Angeles Lakers (twice) and Rockets.
This is a great opportunity for the Wizards to string together some
wins as their closest East competitors struggle. Washington is
still just two games back of a three-way tie for eighth place in
the standings. With Kristaps Porzingis now healthy, it's go time
for a playoff push.
(Last week: 5)
5. Portland Trail Blazers (25-38)
After losing four straight games by 14 or more points (three of
them by at least 30), Portland has entered the cliff-hanging window
for its playoff hopes. But let's give Brandon Williams the name
recognition he deserves.
The 22-year-old guard went undrafted this past season, tried out
for the Westchester Knicks in the G League and promptly tore it up
with the team this season. He's now earned a two-way deal with the
Blazers, and is averaging 14.8 points in 21.4 minutes per game over
his last four contests while making 42.9% of his threes. These
types of stories never get old.
(Last week: 8)
4. Sacramento Kings (24-42)
The Kings scrounge up a couple of wins against the Oklahoma City
Thunder and San Antonio Spurs to keep their postseason hopes barely
alive. De'Aaron Fox is certainly doing his best to put any
remaining ire about trading Tyrese Haliburton behind the team. Fox
has put up a whopping 28.3 points per game since the start of
February, and sports a 36.5% three-point clip. We've said this
several times when Fox heats up, but if that jumper is even
semi-legit, he becomes a wholly-different caliber of offensive
(Last week: 4)
3. Los Angeles Lakers (28-35)
LeBron James is just the fourth NBA player ever to score 50 or
more points at over 37 years old. His 56-point outburst was
historic on several fronts, and it reminded the city and the league
that — when all else is failing — The King is still The King. In
fact, LeBron's 29.4 points per game are the fourth-most he's had in
any NBA season, and the most since the 2009-10 campaign in
Cleveland. Level it out, and his per-36 scoring output of 28.8
points is the highest he's ever had.
(Last week: 1)
2. New York Knicks (26-38)
Ariel Pacheco is one of my favorite Knicks follows, so I'll let
his Twitter thread do the talking after a great win over the
I will beg for more Deuce McBride-Immanuel Quickley minutes as
long as I live, but this small sample bodes well for the defense of
the future. New York actually has the ninth-best defensive rating
in the NBA since the All-Star break (small sample size alert), so
there may be some good development happening.
(Last week: 2)
1. Brooklyn Nets (32-33)
So, the Nets do have the league's second-worst defense since the
All-Star break and lost at full strength to the Boston Celtics in a
huge Sunday matinee game to move to 3-13 since Feb. 1.
However! Let's talk about Bruce Brown.
The 25-year-old has made 50% of his three-pointers in that
16-game stretch. He's up to 37.7% on the season, which would be a
major career-high clip. Brown isn't exactly a Joe Harris
replacement; he takes just 1.1 threes per game and hasn't earned
the full respect of the defense. But he is probably Brooklyn's best
perimeter defender, and if he can be solid enough on offense, the
Nets could really use someone of his style.
(Last week: 3)
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